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falkor - Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:56 pm
well a big big thank you to our friend Wizza, your words have been a tremendous help the last 2 nights, thanking you Wizza :D
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Wizza - Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:57 pm
My pleasure. I'm off now guys but if you need any help just PM me. Other than that i'll see you on here or at Newbold on the 3rd. Have a good one :)
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thank you
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nrsjbor1208 - Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:42 pm
anyone know when uniform is issued
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Wizza - Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:08 pm
It's issued your first week at the establishment (if you're lucky) lol
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Meds - Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:57 pm
Wizza: Would you recommend joining POA / UNION? What are the benefits and drawbacks?
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Anyone still about?
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Hey there, prison administrator here, just wondering if I joined these forums would I be welcome? Cheers
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Anyone online
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anewstart - Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:10 pm
Yes Tox, all are welcome
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Wizza - Sun Oct 19, 2014 6:04 pm
Hi guys, a little late to reply@Meds but theres two sides to a union. I do join but only because you get a nice diary and representation if you find yourself being investigated (which can and does happen).
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Meds - Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:47 am
A nice diary eh? Sounds good to me.
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