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Wyer - Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:05 pm
they went into the job to traffic drugs and phones Malc
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falkor - Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:05 pm
shite :slsh2:
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Wyer - Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:05 pm
Idd, 1 of them had their house raided and the police found ammo
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anewstart - Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:06 pm
at my age (44) I know a lot of people around my age who've been made redundant because their jobs could be done by someone much younger at half the salary
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Wyer - Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:06 pm
The staff at the time knew he was on the take too
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anewstart - Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:06 pm
it's the way of the talks
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Wyer - Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:07 pm
My wife must be rich then ;)
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falkor - Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:07 pm
ok well that's about the hour, thanking you Gents muchly!!
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anewstart - Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:07 pm
Anyway, I've got to go, getting evil looks from the wife ;-) good luck with the training
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anewstart - Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:07 pm
adios amigos
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Wyer - Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:08 pm
thanks and good luck on urs when u get around to it
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falkor - Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:08 pm
:slby: nice on anewstart GOOD NIGHT ALL :slby:
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Wyer - Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:08 pm
gn all :)
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